Labor Day Advice

Here’s some sound advice for you this morning:
 
When walking through a swarm of grasshoppers keep your mouth shut.
And, the most important one:
Never walk barefoot through scorpion country.

Signs Of The Future

There’s been a new law passed. While we’ve been busy, with our attention focused to the racist tweets of the president and his fight with the democrats and anyone else he feels like being pissed at, the man has quietly signed into legislation a new law that governs, from here forward, the way we will be driving. And, it scares the hell out of me.

The new Interstate Travel Law has, for the first time, made the laws governing the actions of an operator of a moving vehicle the same, nationwide. For someone like me, that is a good thing. I will no longer have to worry about the state I’m in as to what laws I am responsible for knowing. Soon to follow is a National Driver’s License—I hope! Continue reading

Show Me!

Let’s pretend that I’m from Missouri. Any city in that state will do. Frankly, I like Joplin. It has a nice ring to the name. It might be that thing I’ve got for Janis Joplin, but whatever. You know, Jefferson City, St. Louis, or even Springfield will do. It really doesn’t matter. Just so long as it’s not Branson. That city is just too busy for the likes of me. Continue reading