I’m declaring the pandemic over. We kicked its ass. The government might not agree with me, though. Hundreds, if not thousands, are still dying each day from the viral infection, but I’m saying it’s nothing to worry about. Up until a few days ago I would have argued that we were still in the firm grasp of the virus that has raced around the world, afflicting the populations of every country on earth. And, that it might not be a bad thing as far as humanity is concerned.

Now, though, I’m declaring the pandemic created by COVID-19 over. Finished. Fini. Finito. Tapos. Kaput. The government doesn’t agree with me, and you probably don’t either. But, I have proof.

Nixon was missing 18 minutes of recorded calls. Trump is missing 7 hours and 37 minutes on a call log. What did Nixon say? Who did Trump talk to? Kind of makes you wonder, doesn’t it? I guess history really does repeat itself.

Good night, Mrs. Jackson, wherever you are.