The Pandemic Is Over

I’m declaring the pandemic over. We kicked its ass. The government might not agree with me, though. Hundreds, if not thousands, are still dying each day from the viral infection, but I’m saying it’s nothing to worry about. Up until a few days ago I would have argued that we were still in the firm grasp of the virus that has raced around the world, afflicting the populations of every country on earth. And, that it might not be a bad thing as far as humanity is concerned.

Now, though, I’m declaring the pandemic created by COVID-19 over. Finished. Fini. Finito. Tapos. Kaput. The government doesn’t agree with me, and you probably don’t either. But, I have proof.

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Nixon was missing 18 minutes of recorded calls. Trump is missing 7 hours and 37 minutes on a call log. What did Nixon say? Who did Trump talk to? Kind of makes you wonder, doesn’t it? I guess history really does repeat itself.

Good night, Mrs. Jackson, wherever you are.

Always A Step Ahead

I was going through some old photos today and came across this one. This is proof that I’ve always been on the cutting edge of technology. I think this was taken around Christmas of 1979, and as you can see, I was on top of things. It’s probably the beginning of VR, and I was right there to usher it into our way of life.

Good night, Mrs. Jackson, wherever you are.