Let’s Go To War. Is That It?

I showed a neighbor of mine the picture you see here and the first words out of her mouth was, “If there’s any spanking to be done, I wanna be first.”

I replied, “Mae, you’re 83 years old. Nobody is going to spank you.”

“No? Then, how about I spank you?” she declared and came at me with the fly swatter.

I ran to protect myself. I didn’t think I’d have any trouble outrunning her, but it was a close call. The walker she uses has wheels. Big, fast wheels. I had a helluva time staying a step ahead of her.

I say all that to say this:

There’s a lot of people in this country that need their ass beat. And we should start with the president. What the hell is he doing? He’s got the Russians pissed at us, and the Chinese are right behind them. For all I know, the Basarwa of South Africa could be ready to go to war against us, but I haven’t been able to find an English copy of their newspaper. I’m an American, and like most all other Americans, I only speak one language. I do a poor job of that, too. Needless to say, I don’t speak Basarwain, so I definitely need their news in English. So, if anyone has a copy I can borrow, please speak up.

The man in the White House hasn’t been in office three months, and already people in other countries are upset. What did they expect? He’s a politician. What did we expect? He’s an old politician. One of those guys who had a hand in getting us into the situation we’re in, promised to get us out of, and has no idea on how to accomplish that. So, let’s just piss off a few people in other countries, and the people in this country will stop thinking about what he’s accomplished all those years sucking at the national tit? I think not.

Right here in this blog, not long ago, I warned about two men in their 70s running for the office of the presidency. Now, can you understand why I issued that warning? They’re both clueless. We already knew that about one of those idiots. Now we know it about the other.

Good night, Mrs. Jackson, wherever you are.

1 thought on “Let’s Go To War. Is That It?

  1. Oh Jim, thanks again for your on point sense of humor, you are so right! Hope you’re doing well, MaryEllen and Dan

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